Hyperbole Examples, Examples of Hyperbole

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Bill Gates has enough money to feed an entire continent.

Christmas will never come.

Everyone knows that.

 

He always knows the right thing to say.

He is as big as an elephant!

He is as skinny as a toothpick.

He is older than the hills.

He is the fastest thing on two feet.

He was thirsty enough to drink a river dry.

Her brain is the size of a pea.

Her brain is the size of peanut.

Her eyes were as wide as saucers.

Her eyes were fireflies.

Her smile was a mile wide.

He’s 900 years old.

He’s got a truckload of money.

He’s got tons of money.

He’s older than the Harappan civilization

His house is large enough to have its own zip code.

His teeth were blinding white.

 

I am so hungry I could eat a horse.

I am so tired I could sleep for a year.

I ate the whole cow.

I can smell pizza from a mile away.

I can’t do anything right.

I could listen to that song on repeat forever.

I don’t have two cents to rub together.

I had a ton of homework.

I have a million things to do today.

I have told you a million times not to lie!

I waited in line for centuries.

I was lost in a sea of nameless faces.

I was so tired you could have knocked me over with a feather.

I went home and made the biggest sandwich of all time.

I will die if she asks me to sing in front of everyone.

I will never say “never.”

I’d move mountains for her.

I’d rather French kiss a rattlesnake than miss a gym period.

I’ve seen this movie at least 80,000 times.

If he talks to me in front of everyone, I will die of embarrassment.

If I can’t buy that new game, I will die.

If I don’t get these jeans, I will die!

I’ll go insane if I don’t get to the meeting on time.

I’ll kill her if she doesn’t arrive for the party on time.

I’ll never let you go.

I’m so hungry I could eat a goose with its beak!

I’m trying to do ten million things at once.

It is going to take a bazillion years to get through Medical School.

It is the only thing that ever mattered to him.

it took him two seconds to drive here.

It took light years for this to work.

It’s raining cats and dogs.

I’ve told you a million times don’t exaggerate.

 

Ladies and gentlemen, I’ve been to Vietnam, Iraq, and Afghanistan, and I can say without hyperbole that this is a million times worse than all of them put together. ~ Kent Brockman (The Simpsons)

 

Maybe I’ll do it in a million years.

My backpack weighs a ton!

My car is a million years old.

My dad is always working.

My dad knows everything about cars.

My eyes widened at the sight of the mile-high ice cream cones we were having for dessert.

My mom is going to kill me.

My mother’s lecture on good manners lasted two weeks one afternoon.

 

Nobody can beat level six.

Nothing can bother him.

Nothing can stop these guys.

Nothing could ever go wrong with his plan.

Now there is no star that is not perfumed with my fragrance.

 

Old Harry has been teaching here since the Stone Age.

 

She arrived with an army of children.

She can have any boy that she wants.

She could singe any one’s eyebrows off with her breath.

She cut him down with her words.

She does everything for him.

She drank from a bottomless glass of Kool-Aid.

She has a million pairs of shoes in her closet.

She is a hundred feet tall

She is as big as an elephant!

She is older than the hills.

She is perfect in everyway.

She is skinny enough to jump through a keyhole.

She lives on the other side of the universe.

She never forgets anything.

She never stops talking.

She worked her fingers to the bone.

She would be content anywhere.

She’d die if she didn’t eat a bar of chocolate everyday.

 

That new car costs a bazillion dollars.

That was the easiest question in the world.

That woman has no self-control.

That’s the best idea ever.

The boys were glued in their seats.

The daggers of heat pierced through his black t-shirt.

The engagement ring he gave her was so small that a magnifying glass was needed to see it

The house was so big, it took a week to walk from one end to the other.

The lesson was taking forever.

The mountain of paperwork weighed heavily on the teacher’s desk.

The movie was so bad that I wanted to gorge my eyes out.

The only thing that he ever wants to do is play that game.

The package took forever to arrive in the mail.

The road led nowhere.

The sight of them kissing is so gross that it makes me want to puke.

The typical teenage boy’s room is a disaster area.

The whole world was staring at me.

There are millions of other things to do.

There were an endless pile of bills stretching across the counter.

These shoes are killing me.

This car is faster than the speed of light.

 

Vanessa never has anything interesting to say.

 

Waves of spam emails inundated his inbox.

We tried everything that we could.

We’ll be best friends forever.

 

You snore louder than a freight train.

You’ve made me the happiest man alive.

Your backpack weighs a ton.

Your dad is the smartest guy in the world.